You know you're an MK when . . .
. . . you go on furlough in your pretend play.
. . . the word "generator" is not only a part of your vocabulary, but you understand what a generator does and how it works.
. . . you think you should know someone on every commercial airplane you hear flying overhead - and if you don't know who it is, you ask someone who does - "Who is on that plane, Mommy?"
. . . you are accustomed to receiving charity, asking "Who gave us this?" instead of "Where did we buy/get this?"
. . . your doctor is also your "uncle" or "auntie".
. . . instead of a race track-themed birthday cake, you opt for a rough, rocky road cake.
. . . your baby book includes poorly-attempted or rejected passport photos. (Here are some of Noah's.)

. . . a radio is a communication/security device, rather than a music/talk show broadcast system.
. . . an empty hospital makes a perfect playground.
. . . you are on a first-name basis with the neighborhood security guard and ask him to take you for walks or play with you.

. . . you share underwear with your brother.
. . . you think Mommy looks "like a boy" when you see her in pants.



